
Get To Know Your Budd: 🥧 Payton’s Pie: Baked Different
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If there’s one strain in our No-Till Living Soil Collection that deserves its own banner in the rafters, it’s Payton’s Pie — a smooth, sleepy, and flavor-forward indica-dominant hybrid that packs equal parts fire and finesse.
Bred from Red Runtz x Milk N Cookies, this heavy-hitter lands at 70% indica / 30% sativa, with THC levels between 28%–32% and a terp profile that reads like a dessert menu at a luxury smoke lounge: nutty, fruity, citrusy — with a rich, doughy base.
This isn’t your average Runtz cross.
This is slow-grown, clean-burn, artisanal weed — for when the lights are low and the vibe is right.
🧬 Genetics:
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Red Runtz x Milk N Cookies
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Grown in regenerative no-till living soil
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Hand-trimmed, small batch only
The Red Runtz gives it that fruity candy nose and body melt, while the Milk N Cookies brings a creamy, nutty sweetness that chills you out from the inside. It’s relaxing, euphoric, and perfect for anyone who likes their high wrapped in warmth and ready for bed.
🌱 Grown Clean, Burned Slow
Like everything in the No-Till Living Soil Collection, Payton’s Pie was grown in living beds — untouched by pesticides or bottled nutrients.
Why that matters:
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The terpene profile is richer
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The effects feel fuller
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The burn is clean and consistent
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The smoke is smooth and flavorful
It's not just what we grow — it’s how we grow that makes the difference.
🍊 Flavor Notes:
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Warm nutty dough on the inhale
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Fruity sweetness that lingers
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Light citrus zest on the exhale
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Like a warm pie crust with a Runtz glaze
đź’¤ Effects:
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Deep body relaxation
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Mood-enhancing euphoria
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Sleepy, comforting unwind energy
Ideal for:
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Nightcaps
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Stress relief
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Curbing anxiety or insomnia
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Replacing whatever used to knock you out cold
🛍️ Available Now in the Shop
Payton’s Pie is in rotation — but it’s a limited batch, part of our craft-grown No-Till Living Soil Collection.
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💨 Available for a short time only — once it’s gone, it’s gone till the next cycle.
✍️ Tried It? Let Us Know What You Think.
If you've taken a slice of Payton’s Pie:
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Leave a review on our website
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Drop a post and tag @buddafliesdc
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Share your sesh with #PaytonsPieVibes or tell us how you wind down
We love reposting customer content — and we show love back. Always.
Payton’s Pie is for the real ones who know:
Craft cannabis hits different — especially when it’s baked in living soil.